VADER

Greetings earthlings, its Vader (as in Darth) and I’ve come to conquer your heart and starship (home). I’m a large brindle fellow who craves exercise and outdoor time, so the kennel is not where I want to stay for long. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a softy inside and I love cuddles and pets once I get rid of some energy and settle down. I’m in the Grey Whisker Program, which means you get a reduced adoption fee and plenty of fine swag. I know the “sit” command and the directions to your starship, so forget Luke. Let's meet soon and chart our journey home.