WILFORD WARFSTACHE

Meet Wilford Warfstache (Distinguished gentleman. Questionable professionalism.)Talk-show host trapped in a cat’s bodyWilford Warfstache looks like he’s about to ask you an insightful question… and then sit on your keyboard. His signature little white mustache gives him the air of a refined Victorian gentleman, but rest assured: he is approachable, affectionate, and absolutely here to be your best friend.Wilford believes:Every human is a potential cuddle buddyGuests exist to be greeted immediately and thoroughlyLaps are for sitting, chests are for loafing, shoulders are negotiableLife is better when shared (especially snacks and attention)At two years old, he’s past the kitten chaos and fully into his golden retriever era. He’s friendly, social, and has never once considered playing it cool. If you sit down, he will join you. If you talk to him, he will listen intently with his mustache slightly forward.Wilford is looking for a forever home where:His mustache will be admired dailyHe can supervise all activities with warmth and charmFriendship is freely given and enthusiastically returnedIf you want a cat who looks like he hosts a late-night show but acts like your biggest fan, Wilford Warfstache is ready to move in and steal your heart—mustache first.If you are interested in adopting me or another homeless pet at Macomb County Animal Control, walk-in adoption hours are Monday-Friday from 10am-4pm.My adoption fee is $50