CHARLES

Despite being a tripod model, this little gentleman scoots, hops, and power-waddles with surprising efficiency. He has mastered the three-legged shuffle and can pivot like a tiny, opinionated Roomba. His `talking` includes:1) Happy grumbles2) Bossy yaps3) Questioning woofs and what we believe to be strongly worded complaints about the thermostat. Underneath the sass is a sweet, loyal, slightly crusty marshmallow who just wants:A) A warm lapB) A soft bedC) Somone who appreciates daily commentary and a patient human who understands that he is not yelling, he is communicatingIn return for adopting Grandpa Charles you get:Endless entertainment, a 24/7 tiny roommate, A living, breathing antique who runs on snacks and stubbornness, and a fiercely devoted little shadow who will love you loudly and unapologetically.