Ralph

My name is Ralph, please don't confuse me with Alf. No extraterrestrial am I, see I'm a people kind of guy! I love being cuddled so don't be befuddled, as I shadow you everywhere you go. Though loving I be, I'm quite fond of cat trees, though I wish one had a chickadee! I adore a good toy, and am such a good boy, no doubt I would bring you great joy! Have you noticed my orange color, I'm quite the fine fella, and I hope it makes you want me. I'm available and handsome, adoption donations are no ransom, I promise you’re going to love me!